I was at the pool earlier though.
Wearing my favourite bikini
SEAN LOOK
TURN AROUND GIRL. LET ME HIT THAT.
SEAN SEAN MOTHER FUCKING SEAN.
I HAVE THE LSD DUDE.
WHAT THE FUCK, NAT. WHY AREN’T YOU HERE?
Whoa, wait. Did you buy it from that fucker on the corner of Baseline Road?
DUDE IM ON MY WAY NOW. IM DRIVING AS FAST AS I CAN
Yeah dude, I got it from that sketchy mother fucker who’s actually really nice.
GO THE SPEED LIMIT, BITCH. I’D HATE FOR YOU TO GET PULLED OVER AND WASTE PERFECTLY PERFECT DRUGS.
And you didn’t get shot? My mother fucking brother right there.

